Wherein I Check In On My Counter

It worries me, just a tad, that the majority of visits I get are from people searching for "Sarong Party Girl", "male escort service" or "pokemon hentai".

You can be assured that I am not a Sarong Party Girl, do not offer male escort services nor do I possess, or intend to ever create hentai in any way related to Pokemon.

Well, but just to satisfy some some of you... I mean, you did come all this way.

Check back in two months when I graduate for male escort service. Perhaps it'll seem a more attractive proposition then.

As for being a sarong party girl... well, I'm never gonna get the girl part so you might as well just visit the original here.

PS. I am a guy, in case the profile picture to your top right doesn't clue you in on that. I don't care what you think about a nick like "Fuzzybunn".