Wherein I Participate in a Triathlon

My neck aches. My shoulders ache. My quadriceps ache. My neck aches. My abdominals ache. My calves ache. My... you get the picture.

I'd write about it, but my brain is dead and I think it will be bad. Some other time.

Here's a picture of the medal they hanged around me when I finished (everyone got one, even the kids):